these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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