How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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