my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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