I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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