FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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