I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
we should paint friendship bongs
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