Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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