would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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