Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
