How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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