I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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