I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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