return my video game
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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