Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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