How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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