i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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