I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Randomize
