That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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