who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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