Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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