She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Did I show you my penis last night?
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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