There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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