Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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