Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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