dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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