Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
