Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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