Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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