But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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