belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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