just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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