Just mADE A PArabola og urine
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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