I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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