You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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