How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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