My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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