this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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