Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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