I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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