To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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