Do vagina's smell?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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