i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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