Sponge bath it is.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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