who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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