So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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