She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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