She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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