she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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