OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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