I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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