I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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