Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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