I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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