Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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