You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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