Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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