ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'm both gender and math confused
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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