I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
My butt remains clenched, sir.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I deserve this hangover.
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