I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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